These recently discovered prophecies of the 14th century monk and mystic, Nostradennis of Greenville, are presented here for the first time. They were found in a mayonnaise jar on a shelf in the men’s bathroom of a former monastery. His strange references to current circumstances are almost staggering. Who says that the Prophecy does not come alive in our time!
“And behold, a bush will burn in the desert and many will be perplexed and fearful that a bush can speak and become a King of fierce countenance and great courage.
And the time will come when appointments will be made by the people of men, the majority of Congress, and will terrify the King of the West and afflict him more sorely.
The door will be locked and only those of the King will be accepted, even if his end seems near.
And at the time when the Witch of November blows, the King will bring afflictions of spirit to the people so that the appointments by the people of the most congressmen will not be for now. Postponements will abound along with the filthiest wickedness.
A code of Red will declare the fiercest King over the people and the Eagle will sniff out a rat, though the rat will still live for a time, times and some time more.
And the people of the King of the West will languish and cry bwaaa, bwaaa, bwaaa to the King and he will not hear them. ‘Please do not kill me’ they will pronounce, but with contempt they will be mocked by the burning bush in the desert.
Those who speak for the people will say nothing…
And the King will laugh…
And in time, after the great postponement of the appointments by the people of the most congressional men, a Great Bird will arise from the East to infect the Eagle, although it is planned that it should be so.
A great sickness will befall the Eagle, at the behest of the aflockin Cardinals and the people will be very sick. And the Eagle that has the flu so proudly will flee home and wait until the illness has passed. This will happen when the King of the West is nearing the end of his time, and yet he doesn’t want it to be.
Code of Red will declare so that a new King may not come. So he still has to stay a little while longer. And the people will pray so that Your new King can come, and his will be done, but it will not be so, because the Burning Bush will declare that it is not time for the New King to come and that is why he does not come.
And the people of the King of the West will languish and shout bwaaa, bwaaa, bwaaaunt to the King and he will not listen to them… or care for them in time.
Those who speak for the people but will say nothing or defend the people from the fierce King.
And the King will laugh and prosper…
And with codes of yellow, orange and red, the King will trick people into being scared.
Because in fear will rest the power of the King.
And the King, in very new clothes, like an Emperor, will completely fail in time. Those who Wander in the desert of burning bushes will also fail in time and no spices will be found in the beds made where the King must now lie.
And then comes the end when people will see that salvation is most needed. The Eagle once again to his senses will come and fly not the flu, nor other birds that the flu should be feared. The cardinal, yes indeed, not even the pecks of wood will torment the Eagle and he will be free.
And the people will never again shout bwaa, bwaa, bwaaa from where the sun is now. And they will rise again with eagle wings and be free.
And those who did not speak for the people will repent of their sins and ask for forgiveness from the people.
And the congressmen will be of and for the people once again. The exterminator and exterminators will not prosper, nor will liars rule the people.
And the King of the West, when inquired about the feces he has caused, will say, “It’s not my problem,” as he often said when he resigned the ruler of the southern and western parts to be King.
But lo and behold, your problem is and no one will seek your advice or counsel when the private sector is banished. Because what can a King do for us, who burned like a bush so terribly in the desert and mocked the most precious freedom for the people? Because the day we hire the ex-King, our profits will languish and it will be false profits, you can believe it.
And the King of the West will be no more a pox to the sons of men. The Lion will dwell with the Lamb and the child will guide them… Nor will they learn war anymore… And common sense will return a second time in time again
So it is said…so it is written…so it will be…Amen”.
I, Nostradennis on the river Saluda, declare these things that must happen shortly. I do not drink of the fruit of the vine or any herb or fungus, but have revealed with certainty what my eyes have seen before and all my friends say “prophecy about the friend”. Still come… Amen again.
Wow… isn’t that creepy? Nostradennis…a man ahead of his time!