Sigmund Freud, the father of psychiatry, said that men had a sexual thought consciously or unconsciously every 3 seconds. He timed him like a racehorse when he wasn’t busy having sex with his mother. Psychiatrists go to school for 22 years, undergo years of psychotherapy, then sit while you ramble and ask for advice for 45 minutes, only to say at the end, “What do you think? I’m afraid our time is up. this week.” You could go crazy simply because of their torture tactics.
Obviously, the size of the penis is important for a woman. Penises range in size from 1 ‘to 14 “in men. The longer, wider, and harder the penis, the more friction is created, the deeper the penetration, and the more likely a woman is to achieve a vaginal orgasm. Without However, other things are more important to a woman, such as prolonged foreplay, clitoral stimulation to orgasm, g-spot stimulation to orgasm, and the time since intercourse before the man calls a taxi, generally between 5 and 7 minutes on average.
Size is definitely important for women, but it is much more important for men. Penis envy is not a female phenomenon despite the ravings of the incestuous Dr. Freud. Penis envy is a male phenomenon. Envying the length and width of the black penis is the root of the Klu Klux Klan, says Mariah Carey. According to research conducted at the University of Heidelberg, it is a scientific fact that Corvettes and BMW purchases are inversely proportional to the length of a man’s penis. Men think that if they have an expensive and luxurious car, women will think they are financially successful and will date them, which will make other men think they are stacked.
The basic theme of any male Rap song and video is always the same. “I’m the coolest, most hanging guy in town and I can ride you all night.” This is always backed by ravishing half-naked harem women gliding around the artist. The lack of a white boxing champion for the past 75 years since Rocky Marciano has led white men to flock to seven Rocky movie sequels. Rocky is now coming out of retirement, the “Italian Stallion”, for a rematch against Kanye West, who has been paid $ 5 million to dive into the fifth, to soothe the wounded egos of the white men of America, And that’s what it is. anyway, “Ego”.
The Ego is the part of the brain that says in your mind: “I am wonderful” or “I am rubbish”. The “Id” is the part of your brain that says “I want food, water, sex, etc.” The Ego is what makes men endlessly craving multiple partners through cyber dating, because once a woman gives in, no matter how beautiful she is, no matter how loving and caring, she has now lost the ability to give to man. What he wants. want the majority to boost their Ego, that initial conquest, which triggers in the mind of man, “I’m great, I conquered it.” Men need this to compensate for the hurt Egos received at the hands of their insecure parents, because criticism and control make the father feel great, to compensate for his own reality, unsatisfied wives due to his tiny, narrow and flaccid phallus. This is the root cause of the male midlife crisis, leading to divorce and insecure offspring because the man now needs a young wife in the same way that he needs a Corvette. Have you ever noticed the shape of a Corvette?
All of this would be bad enough, but size issues are at the root of male competitiveness in both sports and warfare. Kim Jong Il, the leader of the North Korean mini-me, has a stable of beautiful young American blondes, to make up for his little thanks. “Is that all you have, baby?” Those words led to the swift execution of a hit marvel, American Diva, who was completely into Grace Kelly. This would be bad enough, but the development of nuclear weapons and the verbal bravado of this dwarf against the United States is directly related to the insecurity of the size of the mad dwarf. Ironically, dwarves are generally very well endowed in proportion to their body size, which is why they are so confident. A well-known self-confidence-building mantra used widely by Moonies is “My cock is huge and tough, and I can ride you all night.” The problem has become so severe that erectile dysfunction has become the world’s third leading growing industry, and men are searching for drugs named after the huge blast of powerful energy that Niagara Falls generates, even knowing that it causes a rare but widespread form of blindness.
Martha Stewart has a solution to this insecurity problem that now leads us all to the Apocalypse, the sudden violent end of all life on Earth forever. The Christian people are building and eagerly awaiting the Apocalypse, so that when it comes, after about 30 seconds, everyone can say as One: “Look, we were right!” This need to be right, and this excruciating pain of being wrong, is a direct result of penis insecurity.
Martha’s solution is for all men to be forced to carry their purse and bone on their foreheads, for all to see, to instantly end all the b / s and braggarts that lead us all to nuclear hell. Oprah seconded the move. She has the most to lose, according to Dr. Phil, bald barks know it all with the 3-inch penis. Our modern Dr. Freud wears a folded sock in his pants to hide his flaws. Perhaps an international day of nudes at work is the answer to save lives on earth. Maybe the apocalypse is not so bad. At least it will put an end to the billions of erectile dysfunction emails (1-inch meds crinkle things that refuse to stand up no matter how much child pornography the man watches) emails in our email boxes. How do these snake oil vendors get our addresses anyway? Why isn’t everyone blind yet? The disease of insecurity has now spread to women rushing to get breast implants and the male obsession with increasing their Google page rankings. Have you ever noticed the graph Sergey Brin and Larry Page use to show that ranking? They didn’t become billionaires at 32 for being oblivious to the male fixation on size now, did they?