Looking for exotic and romantic Asian ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Do you want something different and sexy from Asia this Valentine’s Day? Do you want to create your own special day to express your love to your man? Do you want to become an exotic and sexy couple like Geisha and Samurai Warrior on Valentine’s Day?
In Korea and Japan, February 14 is a day when a woman (not a man!) expresses her love to her man by giving him gifts, chocolates, and flowers. The women of these countries have many ways to make their men, their Samuari Warriors, happy, both in and out of bed.
Here are 13 exotic and romantic lucky American geisha secrets that you and your lover can use to become a geisha-samurai warrior couple in and out of bed while celebrating Valentine’s Day:
1. Explain to your man these Asian ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day and that you want to be an American geisha for him on that day.
2. Wear kimono-style lingerie or an apron that covers your butt, otherwise totally nude.
3. Put on cello music by YoYo Ma, which was the background music for “Memoirs of a Geisha”, or use any Asian music to inspire the devotion of Japanese geishas to please their Samurai Warrior.
4. In bed, eat sexy sushi with your fingers and dip it in wasabi (which some Asians consider an aphrodisiac), then eat it with pickled ginger. Feed each other. Drink warm sake in small sake cups.
5. Feed him emotional dim-sum (which means feeling full and fat in Chinese) to make him feel like a real man by stroking his ego all day and night.
6. For dessert, slowly melt and suck on a scoop of Hershey’s Mini Nuggets (any of the four varieties in each package) for sensual foreplay, both licking and sucking on the nugget while holding it in their mouths and all four of their lips. So use your own imagination.
7. Buy yourself and him a gift: a vibrator or an X-rated video or something you can use to have sex. Wrap it up well. Use it within half an hour of opening it.
8. Gift him with your Valentine’s Day card with a 3-line Haiku love poem or any free form of poem for him, saying, “Today is your night. I want to be your American geisha. Will you be my samurai?” ?” Warrior. Love me”.
9. Make up 3 or 4 “Valentine’s Day Sex Coupons” that you put with your Valentine’s Day card. Have an expiration date of 02-14-07; he must wear them today. Each coupon represents a sexual fantasy or one of your favorites, or something completely new for both of you.
10. After he runs out of coupons, let him know that his sexual progress makes you want ANYTHING more than he wants to do with you.
11. As you make love, stay in character as a geisha and samurai couple so that your lovemaking is so incredibly different on this one night of the year.
12. Best of all: make him feel like your sexual Samurai Warrior by giving him full credit for your sexual arousal and orgasm/making him feel like your hero. Being loud; scream in ecstasy Come hard and long. And often. (No faking, just enthusiasm!)
13. After her orgasm, get out of bed, put on your kimono, and bring her the tray prepared with a small, warm, damp towel, a drying towel, and some face or body lotion. Clean and dry the area of your manhood, then gently massage in the lotion. Be careful with his exhausted, but very sensitive manhood. Pull the sheet up to his chin and let him sleep the dream of “the little death”, after his incredible orgasm with his beautiful, feminine and sexy American geisha.