Have you ever wondered why you still spend night after night with pizza and whatever is on TV? You think life can’t be better than that. True enough. But have you ever thought what the night could have been like if you are with someone special, who prepares a sumptuous dinner and watches these movies with you? And now you realize that life is better than eating sloppy pizza and feeling sorry for yourself.
So, here are 6 cheesy flower-inspired quotes to help you get on a date. Try not to marry your tongue!
If you were a flower, I would choose you.
This is a dating line shows that you think she is the best among her friends. It will help boost your confidence and will definitely give you the opportunity if it makes you smile. But be careful! You can be confident and confident and don’t need to be reminded of your awesomeness. Save yourself by saying that you were expressing your thoughts.
If you hold 9 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 10 of the most beautiful things in the world.
She can find this sweet or call your bluff to score with her. However, this sweet line may enchant her to get her that number. What’s the harm in trying, right?
If I had a garden, I would put our two lips together (tulips).
Did I hear a slap? She may find this line bordering on rude. A funny flirting phrase should be treated as it is, a joke. You have to do it right with the sole intention of making her laugh. This may be the funniest thing you heard all day.
If a flower grows every time I think of you, I would have a field of them.
It’s creepy how much you think about her. This can be both ways, she thinks it is disturbing or flattering. If she thinks of the first thing, she may have missed her chance. If it’s the latter, go ahead!
Are you a eucalyptus? Because you have achieved my koalafications.
It is a perfect transition to invite her to a spa weekend. The two of you can have fun on this elaborate pickup line turned romantic date.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the moment I saw you, I knew it was you.
This is as sweet as pickup lines can be. It may sound like a bad case of a poorly thought out marriage vow. But, for a guy who is looking for his partner, the one could be in front of you smiling at that statement.
After reading (and laughing) through these super sordid lines, you’ll realize (I hope) that being yourself (cliché albeit) is the best conversation starter. Don’t be afraid to congratulate her, greet her, or even smile. You can see sincerity even from afar.